defensive cricket 

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

defensive cricket by BBB April 17, 2005

Defensive Uno 

When the objective is to fuck your neighbor and not win

Ian fucked up defensive uno by playing his plus 2 to allow Justin to win even though Brett and Austin had their nuke +4s on the table

Defensive Uno by Chosen rosen August 1, 2021

Defensive Attendance 

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

Defensive Attendance by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022

Defensive Walking 

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

Defensive Walking by Lokiejones November 7, 2011

defensive end 

The most boss position on the D-Line in football. Main job is to contain the edge

My homie Daquan plays Defensive end on the football team

defensive end by niggazwithattitide September 2, 2017

Defensive Drivers Course 

A stupid test made by a stupid government for stupid reasons...that is dumb.

The judge ordered me to take Defensive Drivers Course so I wouldn't lose my liscense.

Defensive Drivers Course by Seximan January 21, 2009

defensive dating 

only dating someone for the sole purpose of preventing someone else from dating them

"I don't want to go out with her but I'm going to just so you can't." Defensive dating at its best.

defensive dating by omglolwtf#winning October 15, 2011