I have been decorated by the Queen of england herself for having taken a crap in the royal bathroom. The most noble defecation of the garter
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That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.
by Moby Doug August 10, 2009
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A line said by Yukari Takeba from the Persona series when she roasted Junpei Iori, practically calling him a rat-ass idiot.
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A name dubbed to the Local San Diego Underground Rapper Kid Deception by the Various Fans of Capcoms Street fighter series after hearing his Tribute to the fictional character Ryu ,Called
"No Retreat, No Surrender"
A name dubbed to the Local San Diego Underground Rapper Kid Deception by the Various Fans of Capcoms Street fighter series after hearing his Tribute to the fictional character Ryu ,Called
"No Retreat, No Surrender"
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*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
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Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
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The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.
by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010
Get the self-defecating mug.A way for a woman to reject a man in a beautiful way. The woman will agree with a pleasantry that you express to her, however, she will also say that you would not like this, that, me, etc. because of a flaw or tendency that the woman may or may not have. Thus rejecting your kindness, by way of deflection.
Man: Would you allow a man to lick your ass?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
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