by asdfreii December 2, 2003
At the climax of sexual intercourse pretend that you're going to aim for the mouth when depositing your load, but instead hit em in the eye and say "more than meets the eye." Then proceed to "roll out!" As an option, you can choose to wear a transformer mask w/ voice changer.
My ex-girlfriend is pissed that I gave her a decepticon. Now she has a lazy eye. I had to roll out fast.
by Chuck-B February 10, 2009
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You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.
(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!
by Scott January 14, 2004
A fat person who only shows photos of themselves, online, in which they do not appear fat, by means of flattering camera angles, head shots, or deceptive apparel.
You meet someone on an online dating website for the 1st time in person and he/she (typically she) is much larger than you expected.
"Man, I met this hottie online, but we met up and she turned out the be a decepticon. I was duped by the fatso!"
"Man, I met this hottie online, but we met up and she turned out the be a decepticon. I was duped by the fatso!"
by t0m0wnzj0084 December 9, 2008
the sworn enemy of the autothots
by Megacondom February 8, 2018
A homosexual individual (typically male), who presents or misrepresents himself as a heterosexual. This individual has the innate ability to avoid detection by a heterosexual individual's gaydar (a.k.a "stealthing it").
I always thought my roommate of five years was a real man's man. Turns out he actually was another man's man. I should have known he was a decepticon!
by Osama in yo' Mama November 14, 2009
A Decepticon is a trangender that looks like the gender they transitioned to.
by HOLYHECK May 11, 2018