self-detonating google bomb

creating a google bomb to promote your own webpage. intentionally manipulation google page ranking to make your webpage be within the top search results.

steve lerner created a webpage french military victories which when searched for using googles im feeling lucky button. would display a spoof page suggesting search of french military defeats.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

decorators are in

She's got her period.

I was gonna go round my girlfriend's tonight but the decorators are in...

by Catcatcat June 8, 2005

Decorating Tube

A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.

While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

Noose Decoration

A struggling African American person or an African American corpse.

Robert put noose decorations up on the trees to make the KKK rally more festive.

by Ass_Piss May 19, 2010

Decorate the oak

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

decimating the Pinocchio

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

by Phangela April 25, 2019

decrastination

Getting things down at a good time and not putting it off.
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Opposite of procrastination

Mary Jane decrastinated today and finished her work so she can go to the festival.
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"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.

by Yinami April 26, 2021