special delivery

when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.

i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.

by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" March 2, 2004

deceiver

Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.

"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."

by Le Fartier April 12, 2010

Delivery Dump Truck

The Delivery Dump truck, is a truck that delivers your garbage to your house or somewhere else.

An example would be, a Donald Trump Poster or wall paper. Maybe you can find something good when they deliver stuff to you!

Marie: Harold, The Delivery Dump Truck Is coming!
Harold: Alright! More posters to burn for fun!
Marie: Don't burn any Shrek Movies!

by 1 Cool Guy March 3, 2019

deceiver pic

when a fat girl takes a pic (generally at high angle) to make herself appear non fat.

that girl has deceiver pics on her myspace page, ew.

by Tridot July 12, 2010

andie deceived

When you've been deceived by your beautiful android into thinking you can catch someone in 4k when really the quality is ass.

Your wife is cheating on you.
You: *whips out android and snaps a pic*
..back at home, your wife comes back.
You: "Got yo ass in 4k!"
*looks at picture*
Picture: *is blurry asf*
You: "FUCK! I've been andie deceived!"

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021

Beaver deceiver

A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight

Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

wide deceiver

While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.

My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.

by Devinstation March 12, 2008