Search and Deceive

The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care.

Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself..
Jules: Seriously dude, come help me!
Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table)
Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive.

by Cerealbox November 7, 2009

deceiver

in reference to a male or female who, from far away, appears hot, attractive, sexy; however as you get closer, you realise they are not. at all. that person is a 'deceiver'

Jake: 'hey man, check out that hottie.'
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

Beaver Deceiver

1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics

One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."

See also "Cubic Zirconium"

by thewatchlist September 11, 2008

Deceived Smile

When your boy looks at you with a smile that seems to be a happy and warm smile, but you later learn he is plotting to raid your cabinets and steal your cookies.

He smiled as I left for work, but I came home and 21 packs of Oreos were gone. It was a deceived smile.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

Bieber deceiver

Justin Bieber's signature move where you move in for a handshake and just send a mindblowing kick to the face, with your fist.

(Random ass random kid:Hey man long time no see (:
(The Biebe: Yo man gimmie some dap......POP Bieber deceiver 'd kid

by Tsgh420er February 15, 2010

Deceitery

Deceitful by means of trickery; see trickery. Combination of deceit and trickery.

"Oh that question was hard, I can't believe it was on that exam. Pure deceitery."

by Shaun 3skimo March 26, 2009

deceived

Tbh idk what that means I just wanted to say it

I was deceived like 6 months ago

by No1kno.khlo November 29, 2020