South Carolina Earthquake

A fart in your sleep that is forceful &/or loud enough to disturb your peaceful slumber.

I woke up myself, my wife, dog & 2 cats last night with a 2.8 South Carolina Earthquake. I think my neighbors may have slept through it though.

by Philippppppppppe May 12, 2010

Earthquake

When everyone has a mini seizer at once.

Earthquake

Teacher: shove yourself under your 2 by 2 desk

by kickrocks August 16, 2020

turkish earthquake

The act of recieving felatio (blowjob) at the top of the stairs. Once you have shot your "goo", push your partner down the stairs.

Last night, after I shot, I gave her a turkish earthquake

by Rob Parkinson March 10, 2007

doo doo earthquake

farting and pooping at the same time in a toilet

He took such a doo doo earthquake that he woke the neighbors up.

by Pumkin April 22, 2006

Arkansas Earthquake

When a girl is laying on her back and you are balls deep in her pussy and she farts causing your balls to shake violently.

Dude I was fucking Daisy last night and she gave me the Arkansas Earthquake!

by Dollar Bill and Ted Newgent September 10, 2010

chocolate earthquake

When two black people have sex so hard the house shakes

My black neighbor destroyed his house from doing a chocolate earthquake with his wife.

by boner bonere penis pussy May 24, 2016

Earthquake

When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.

OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.

by Shade696969 April 1, 2009