your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

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deaere • deseree • Demere • dearest • devereaux • deered • Deerek • Deferest • Deseré • Deserection

addy Deares

REMOVE THE FIRST AND LAST LETTER OF YOUR NAME LET'S SEE HOW COOL IS YOUR NEW NAME :) bruh

Trender: Remove the first and last letter of your name, let's see how cool is your new name :)
addy Deares

by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021

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Mother Dearest

A mother that looks like a good parent to strangers, yet is a complete bitch to her children. Occasionally raises daughters to follow in her footsteps.

Mother Dearest can't be bothered to say "hello"--the first thing out of her mouth was a blatant threat.

by Anonymous--omgwtfbbq December 18, 2010

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deseree

a term referring to someone who's mad thick and good looking. a natural beauty

that shorty is like deseree

by deseree philly 10 February 7, 2009

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Mother Dearest

Can also be used as Father Dearest, Mother Dearest is a respectful way to address ones own parents in response to one of their questions.

Mother Dearest, I am currently unable to unload the automatic kitchen-ware cleaning utility due to the fact of hundreds of thousands of virtual users watching me click buttons and move pixels for hours on end.

by NotGeon June 22, 2021

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