dodgers

A National League team that has won 7 World Series titles and 24 National League pennants. The team currently resides in Los Angeles. They are known throughout the baseball community for 1) having the highest payroll in the MLB; 2) having some of the best players in baseball; 3) having an amazing farm system; and 4) despite all that, choking up and losing in the postseason. The Dodgers lost the 2017 World Series to the Houston Astros, and it later came to light that the Astros were cheating.

Non-Dodger Fan: "The Dodgers are a weak-ass team that chokes in the postseason!"
Dodger Fan: "No they're not, they're awesome and they just won the World Series! LA bleeds Dodger blue!"

by Reading Crazy Kid November 2, 2020

coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 9, 2004

dodgersnate

A pussy snowflake that can’t take any insults in the slightest.... also likes stealing people’s ideas and giving no credit along with whining until he gets his way.

Person: yo you remind me of dodgersnate

Person 2: why is that?
Person: because you’re a pussy snowflake with who can’t take criticism :)

by The kool aids man July 19, 2020

Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70

So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??

by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022

Los Angeles Dodgers

Other than the Yankees, the best baseball club in America. 14 World Series apperances with players such as Sandy Koufax, Tommy Lasorda, Mike Piazza and Jackie Robinson

Vin Sculley has been commenting Los Angeles Dodgers games since the fiftys, now that's passion for your team!

by Spikesy June 11, 2006

Dodgers

The most awesome franchise of all of sports. Granted, they have had some hard luck over the years, but their time to rule the baseball world will come soon! The Giants and Padres , on the other hand, chow down on quiche and cock. All their fans can kiss a dick and die sucking on them! The Red Sox and Yankees suck balls, too! (Who cares if the Red Cox won the WS, they still suck. I wouldn't be suprised if they cheated, like the New England Patriots!

Who is the best baseball franchise in the WORLD?

Da-DODGERS!

by jman73089 December 18, 2007

dodgers

Los Angeles baseball team. Giants' archenemies. It's known for losing games and fans after the seventh inning. And still, the dodgers games are a whole family experience and they have the coolest ball park.

You have to think blue if you believe they are going to win a world series any time soon.

Gil Grissom: You are like Dodgers fans.

by dumbchemist April 13, 2006