Damper than a Pamper

A much more cringey way to say "Moister than an Oyster".

Me: "Girl, you're moister than an oyster."
Girl: "Ewwww omg, I hate that word!"
Me: "Then you're damper than a pamper."
Girl: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

by Bigge3 July 30, 2017

Dayspraxia

When you wake up thinking it's Saturday but it's only Tuesday or some other shitty day.

Thought it was Saturday when I woke up but I have to go to work, ugh fucking Dayspraxia.

by iJayo December 19, 2017

Dampulous

Adj: Comes from the word scrumptious. Refers to something being very tasty/nice on the eyes

Yo that sundae was so dampulous
Or
Oh my days that female overthere is just dampulous

by Keeshfack January 5, 2019

dampwipe

1. (noun) The damp-wipe is the only known scientifically researched cure for swamp-ass and the like.

2. (verb) the act of dampening a towel/toilet paper/ any absorbent medium with water and then using it to remedy swamp-ass, crotch-rot, fumunda cheese, etc.

Worker 1: "Man, Ive been sweating my ass off working all day. I got some serious swampass goin on here"

Worker 2: "Sounds like you gotta dampwipe."

Worker 3: "Yea, the dampwipe cured my crotch rot."

Worker 2 to Worker 1: "Ya see? Proof. Hey, we're ordering from Zaccardi's...what do you wanna get?"

by in memory of george haney March 8, 2008

Damp Pie

A cream pie on the face that is underwhelming and disappointing. Just left with a moist face.

Person 1: “heeey, how was last night. He was smoking hot!”

Person 2: “I was hoping for a cream pie, but just ended up with a damp pie. Very disappointing, dick game was meh.”

by DisDickDamp July 5, 2019

Daymeon

If your name is Daymeon your hot, attractive, cute , and has a great a personality and also good at sports

Who’s trying to date someone because if ur name is Daymeon you are single

by death shot October 22, 2019

daymon

He can be a lady charmer and has good looks thats has them falling he can sometimes be a bit too up about himself he can be a slayer but if he really tries his best he can keep an relationship some daymons want to be a playboy mansion star or something very similar they like to make jokes but half the time the jokes arnt funny and a typical daymon laughs about his jokes to cover up daymon is actually really fun to be around and is the nicest bf you could ever have if u get the luck of him falling for you but first impression of daymon arnt that good to start off with because he can be sick minded very loud can scream like a girl bit once you get to know him hes awesome if your lucky enough to be daymons gf then your a lucky girl that shouldnt take advantage of it daymons never cheat because there not that low key and they never date someone cas there "hot" he can get jelous easy hes very protective hes gentle and never rushes you but around his friends hes a completly different person :)

Daymon: mate girls should call me aymon
Guy2: um dude ur missing the d
Daymon: exactly its so the girls can find the D

Guy 2 : that was sooo funny but sick at the same time

Daymon: bahabahabahabah
Guy2:*poker face
Daymon:bahabahabahabah
Guy 2 :dude u can stop now
Daymon: bahabahabahabah
Guy 2 le* walkes off

Guy 2

y 2

by nine roses in nine days February 10, 2014