Daycare Lung

The often recurring general sickness that daycare children get from age zero to 2 years - which keeps their nose constantly running. Daycare lung typically disappears after two years when the child has built up an immunity to most germs known to mankind.

I'll be working from home tomorrow again - Madelin's daycare lung is acting up for the third time this month and she has been banned from school until her fever breaks.

by TiredDad October 5, 2009

daycare face

When a girl has a face so insanely cute that you just wanna drop your kids off on her face.

Mike- Brooke has such a cute face. I just wanna bust on her face
Ryan- she does have a daycare face

by Hockey88 May 22, 2020

daymar

A name came up by C-HAMz parents that (Da) is "David" in the bible (y) is "and" in spanish and (Mar) is "virgin Mary" (David and Mary). His dads middle name is Dave and his moms middle name is Marie

Daymar!!! come for dinner

by C-HAM March 12, 2008

daycare

what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of "jizz, waste and dildo"

It might snow in Detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

Daycare

Name given to someone who dates somebody far below the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: Dude Daycare hows it going
Guy 2: Really Guys, cmon you know my name is Jonathan South
Guy 1: You mean the same one from University of Maryland College Park
Guy 3: How's the girlfriend when does she get out from pre-school

by Cum 5 (2007-08) April 27, 2008

daymaker

n.) an indivudal or event that makes one's day, brings immense satisfation or happiness.

"Wow no homework?? Daymaker!"
That was great, what a daymaker.

by embr12 February 27, 2011

g'daymatehowsitgoin

A whole convo in one word. Mostly used in Australia. basically its translated to... g'day mate how's it going?

aussie bloke 1: g'daymatehowsitgoin?
aussie bloke 2: yeahgoodmateu?
british guy: yeah what?

by _freddo_ May 28, 2006