dayton, ohio

The most ballingest city in the world. Every form of transportation has 24 inch spinners on it. Tricycles, Big wheels, cars, ATVs and strollers. There are city workers on every other roof top equipped with suitcases of money, whose sole jobs are to make it rain. Every women's vagina smells like watermelon and Dayton men can make a woman orgasm with eye contact alone. A lot of people have guns in Dayton, but it's okay because everyone that is born there can dodge bullets. There is no snow in Dayton, just really cold cocaine that the city supplies. The city was going to be called "Heaven on Earth" but the abbreviation HOE is a bitch move, and Dayton don't roll with no bitch moves.

I am better than you because I'm from Dayton, Ohio

by ImprinttheG July 1, 2014

daft

Stupid, as in 80% of the world's population.

Our daft ways will eventually lead to our self destruction.

by Girl October 30, 2003

Dayturnal

The term used for the opposite of nocturnal by idiots who don't know the word diurnal.

Idiot: "Most humans are dayturnal, unlike raccoons and owls."

Others: facepalm

by crayonsaretasty July 6, 2011

daft punk

The ULTIMATE French Duo. Damn, Daft Punk make great music. Probably the most "different" music that I listen to.

Whoa, Daft Punk are excitement

by etfdfdfdfdgreyhfgujgyig May 6, 2005

Dayton Flyer

Professional College Party School

The University of Dayton Flyers was not listed on Playboy's Top Party Schools because they believe professionals should be ranked amongst amateurs.

by RUDYFLYER July 16, 2008

Dayton Family

An amazing rap group. They're straight out of Flint, Michigan. Check 'em out.
"Shadow," "Ghetto," and "Blood Bath" are some of their dopest beats.

Dayton Family drops madd beats, motherfucker.

by The Dude June 17, 2004

Daftie

a harmless idiot
scottish in origin
idiot

you are a daftie
you are a big daftie

by mark January 1, 2005