David Shomen

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!

One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.

by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014

David Goggins

Hardest mother fucker in the world.

He's a retired navy seal, ultra marathon runner, athlete, public speaker and also a writer.his famous book" Can't hurt me".
He is famous for his motivational talk with not just words but through actions.

David goggins is the type of guy who gives his teacher home work.
Goggins favourite hobbies include
1. Going for a jog in a thunderstorm.
2. Swimming in freeing cold water.
3. Tying himself up and drowning in a lake.

Person1: hey man I don't feel like going for a run.
David Goggins: put your shoes on man, don't get poopy pants on me!
Person 1: I wanna take a day off.
David goggins: Merry Christmas mother fucker!!

by Abducted_by_aliens August 16, 2022

Damiano David

Hot

Damiano David is hot what more do you want me to say

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks June 2, 2021

David Wolfe

A raw food scam artist who says mushrooms are from space and sells bullshit products, alternative medicines, and what he claims to be facts. He claims to be a guru but it nothing more than a liar and a cunt who plagiarized most of his work and hates Carl Sagan for having proofs to back up his claims.

ACTUAL DAVID WOLFE QUOTES

"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun."
"Deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters"
"...Ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk."
"Activate genius."
"Don't use pillows."
"Don't go to the doctor of the dentist."

by SomeGuyFromBoston May 29, 2013

David Hayter

Voice actor for the Metal Gear Solid series as the characters Solid Snake and Naked Snake(Big Boss). He appeared in X2 and interestingly enough, his regular voice sounds nothing like his character

P1: Whoa David Hayter was in X2!!!
P2: Who's that?
P1: Dude, he's the voice of Snake!!
P2: Cool, who was he?
P1: Just some random guard
P2: ....Lame

by big latin captain August 14, 2006

Daditing

The act of editing a comic from Awkward Zombie to have Katie Tiedrich's father in the mix.

A new comic's up! I must start daditing.

by Namimaru February 19, 2010

David Bowie

He reminds us of the babe

David bowie is babe babe is life

by Isawmybaybay July 3, 2016