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david blaine

the hot magician who goes up to random people on the street and does crazy tricks to make them freak out. He has been known to bring flies bak to life and float in mid air.
yo i just saw david blaine on TV; that dude is mad cool.
by kris pow July 20, 2008
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david blaine

(as versatile as our favorite four letter word)
/da-veed bologna/ Pronunciation Vulgar.
–verb (used with object)
1. (Blaine)-to have sexual intercourse with.
2. (Blained)-Slang. to be treated unfairly or harshly.
–verb (used without object)
3.(David Blaining) to have sexual intercourse.
4. (Blained) Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
–interjection
5. (What the EFF David Blaine) Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
–noun
6.(D Blaineing) an act of sexual intercourse.
7. (Blainers) a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. (the EFF, David Blaine), Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
—Verb phrases
10. (Blaine around), Slang. a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. Blaine off, Slang. a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
12. (cheez-its, cheez-its, cheez-its repeat)Blaine-up, Slang. a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.

—Idiom13. give a Blaine, Slang. to care; be concerned.
David Blaine is a naughty word.
1. Doreen and I want to Blaine SOO bad, but we can never get a second alone!
2. I was totally Blained at the DMV...
3. Doreen and I FIANLLY got to the David Blaning! It was AWESOME!
4. So check out this mother- effer... Blained around in my business again.
6. kid 1: Yo, I was D Blaineing the EFF out of her the other night, when my MOM walked in. (reference # 5)
kid 2: WHAT the EFF, David Blaine! Thats total cheese-its! (reference # 12)
7. Ive had at LEAST 25 Blainers since I started having sex.
8. David Blaine. Rot in hell.
9. Levitate me DOWN David Blaine, WHAT THE EFF!
10. You know how I do, I just loooove to Blaine around.
11. Blaine off, I already came.
c. Im gonna spend all Saturday doing nothing, I'll just Blaine around.
12. Cheez-its- as exclimation. CHEEZ_ITS...CHEEZ_ITS DAVID BLAINE!
13. I don't give a flying David Blaine.
by PirateNinjaKitties December 25, 2007
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The David Blaine

You get head from a girl (or guy) and pretend that you came. Act like your load disappeared and you can't find it. Tell her (or him) to look for it. When she (or he) looks near you.. bust in her (or his) face.
We were fooling around and i pulled the david blaine on that ho.
by boss ton pan cake January 12, 2009
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