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I have yet to hear one of their songs, but I know that they, like the Foo Fighters and Incubus, help a lot of guys get laid.
I can't stand emo bands, but if I play a Dashboard Confessional song on an acoustic guitar while pretending to look sensitive, I can get ass and brag about it to my friends the next morning. Yeah!!!
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dashboard confessional is awesome like cheese pie ;)

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Man, why are people hating Dashboard. :| I'll backhand you all. I mean I am in love with them, but i listen to other stuff, too.
"... though the sparkle is gone your smile is in place so that everyone watching will see..."

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Dude, have you heard of Dashboard Confessional? They are quite possibly the best emo band ever!

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godlike... Chris is amazing live!
dashboard confessional by Kelly September 3, 2003

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A really good band. They may be considered "emo" but that doesn't mean they encourage people to self harm while listening to their songs. I believe they have a lyric that says "But I am cleaning up so well..."
SO maybe before you slag them off any more you should do your research.
A man who sings about his feelings is sexier than one who isn't intelligent enough to write them down and therefor disses guys who can.
Those who can't, critisize. It's called Jealousy.

Dashboard Confessional 

A whiney Emo-Pop band. Lyrics involve high pitched singer crying about how his girlfriend broke up with him and he has a hole in his sweater.
I am going to go in my room, turn off all the lights, write a blog in my live journal and then cut myself while I listen to Dashboard Confessional.
Dashboard Confessional by James February 10, 2005