Mittens & Darling

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.

If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.

by PacoElTaco June 2, 2018

Kill your darlings

“In writing, you must kill your darlings.” --William Faulkner

This literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. While these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as:

-Purple prose
-Narm
-Egregious overuse of a word or phrase

Did he seriously just use the word "egregious" up there? Dude, kill your darlings.

by FeO2 October 15, 2012

Dirkling

n. A miniature Dirka or spawn of a Dirka

My child's school used to be primarily white kids. Then the Mexican's took over. But now the school is being over-populated with Dirklings. They're everywhere!

by DudeA July 18, 2009

Darling

A nickname you can call someone dear to you or someone who you care about.Darling is more commonly used for a loved one like a partner.

Have you seen where my darling is?
I love my darling with all my heart.

by VikTorry lmao May 4, 2021

darling

A darling is a person you really appreciate. Could be a great friend or a soon-to-be romantic partner.

Hey darling! I missed you.

by missrach September 26, 2005

The Darlington Law

The law that defines a worker doing just enough work to not get fired

Scott abides by The Darlington Law, as not to get fired or excerpt himself too much during the day.

by livingRockChurch January 3, 2014

Asmr Darling

Asmr Darling is one of the first Asmr Youtuber to hit 1 MILLION subscribers. Asmr, which stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, sends a wave of calm and relaxation for sleep, Asmr Darling is known as the ‘queen’ of asmr. Her videos are meant to relax and induce sleep. Asmr Darlings real name is Taylor Darling

Merideth: I had the best sleep last night, thanks to Asmr Darling!
Bob: Who?
Merideth: Asmr Darling! She makes relaxing Asmr videos which are meant to make you fall asleep.
Bob: WTH is Asmr?!????
Merideth: Asmr stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response duhhh
Bob: oh maybe I’ll watch her then

by Anananon93 January 28, 2018