damn skippy 

using the wrong peanut butter to coax your dog to lick your balls

he 1:stupid fido wouldn't go down on me last nite.
he 2:did you use the jif peanut butter like i told you?
he 1:no i used that damn skippy.

damn skippy by shemma November 9, 2004

damn skippy 

when one is blaming a kangaroo for something

damn skippy he pushed a small child down the well

damn skippy by Stutley January 21, 2004

damn skippy 

she is looking extra fine
she is looking extra delicious
she is not wearing underwear

damn skippy


Skippy: "hey dollar how YOU doin"
Dollar: "daaaaaamn skippy"

damn skippy by $$1 October 4, 2008

Damn Skippy Handleman

It means you blew it. It originated from the popular television show "Family Ties" in which the character named "Skippy Handleman" always messed things up with his clutsy and nerdy behavior. The phrase started as an expansion of the popular phrase Damn Skippy.

Damn Skippy Handleman! Next time you better get her digits!

Damn Skippy Handleman by shawnpg_fo_shizzo October 17, 2008

Damn Skippy 

"Damn Skippy" is an older version of "Fuckin A" or "Word." It is usually a reply to a concise statement summarizing a troublesome situation.

as in, "This fire is gonna spread and we need a plan." 'Damn skippy we do.'

(appropriate reply: damn skippy, fuckin a, word, you KNOW it.)

Damn Skippy by vapormissile February 8, 2020