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Van Damme 

The Van Damme, is inspired by the movie "Waiting." The Van Damme is a technique to show ur nut or nuts at a casual by stander and then ridaculing him or her as a fag and kicking them 6 times. The technique is difficult and requires some martial arts background, hence the name VAN DAMME. The move goes like this, Person A does a round house kick with loose shorts in front of person B, person B takes a quick glimps of his nuts as he should because the VAN DAMME should be lightning quick.
"SHIT, he pulled the van damme"
Van Damme by JC SLATER September 18, 2006

Van Damme It 

What you yell when you are with someone who's party piece is to do the splits.
"Dude, Johnny is wasted again! Hey Johnny Van Damme It!"
Van Damme It by ShannyMacCorn September 9, 2011
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jean claude van damme 

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport
jean claude van damme by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Two can Van Damme 

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.
"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"
Two can Van Damme by jgf September 30, 2006

Jean Claude van damme 

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below
ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME 

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

Bieber Dammed 

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !