Daron Malakian

An amazing guitarist, best known for his work with System of a Down where he also did back up vocals and wrote most of the lyrics. He is a great artist and stands for world peace. He's been known to be pretty out there and to say and do odd/ random things on and off stage, that is not to say he can't be deep. He has great stage presence, in fact the awesomeness level of a room goes significantly up when he enters it. Daron is just so... Daron. And its wonderful. Even though he's going through one of his "sedated" stages right now, he's still full of Darony goodness :D Basically a magical, sexy, musical, beast!!!

Interviewer: So, why did you make this a double album?

Daron Malakian: Well, *stoned out silence*, superman came to me and told me to make this a double type of record... so I said, "Well alright Superman", then batman came along and...

A) Wow, Daron's guitar solo was orgasmic!
B) Daron exudes orgasmicness.

by breathing is fun May 17, 2009

The Dalton Stop

When somebody is being pathetic in a social network argument and you end the sentence with a full-stop, signifying a mark of dominance over the counter part

Shermly: ur so stupidd omgggg y r u doin dis
Amy: Piss off.
The full stop (The Dalton Stop) indicates the end of the conversation and the assertion of dominance

by AJR888 June 4, 2013

Dirty Dalton

just before ejaculation you cup your hands together to catch the semen. once in hand you do a 360 spin while flinging it along the walls in a circle.

dude last night i hooked up with sydney and pulled the dirty dalton in her parents bedroom.

by sunshinepins 103 February 26, 2011

Dalton

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet! He definitely has a sarcastic and stubborn side to him. He can tend to be the "class clown" and loves to flirt with girls that he crushes on. You can tell that he is crushing on you if he is trying to hang out with you a lot or trying to be mean in front of you. He is smart, athletic, confident and defentitely has a sense of humor. Dalton is a one of a kind guy that you will always want to be around.

Jayden: Who's that guy over there?
Olivia: Oh, thats Dalton! Isn't he cute?!

by snapcraclepop January 26, 2013

Dalton beer

Partially drank beer left in either bottle or cup.

Look at all those Dalton Beers

by Psych217 August 22, 2017

Dalongi

He's a boy with a big attitude. He is shy but when you get to know him, he's funny and sarcastic. Dalongi is someone who is smart and makes a great friend. He hates drama and will be your friend for life.

Dalongi soo shy
Why don'y you ever talk Dalongi?
Stop rolling your eyes!

by The.Real.One.100 November 29, 2018

Dirty Darron

The most vile of sexual acts, far to explicit to fully define. It involves regurgitating swallowed semen and using it as lubrication for anal fore play.

"I thought we were finished, but then she asked if I wanted to give her a Dirty Darron."

by WirdSmith717 December 23, 2016