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Dairy Queen

A dairy queen is a homosexual man with an unhealthy obsession with female breasts.
No one ever questioned the fact that Bill was a homosexual, yet we all found his obsession with fondling the breasts of his female friends peculiar. Grazes, motorboats and gropes... it was clear. Bill was a "Dairy Queen" if there ever was one.
by Carl Jeppson January 4, 2014
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When a guy ejaculates in a cup, freezes it, and someone eats it.
Dude my I gave my girlfriend a tasty dairy queen
by l333tsp33k February 14, 2010
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A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....
"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"
"I know the feel, man.."
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(off.) a male homosexual
"Coming down through Peoria, Duane and I saw a couple of dairy queens making out in front of McDonald's."
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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Yo Andreas been to Dairy Queen yet today?
by Stevie Wonder October 17, 2003
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An ice cream that also sells hamburgers, fries, and other crap. They seriously miss-named this place. I mean, I don't really see any milk or cheese there.
Dairy Queen should be called Ice Cream Queen, since it suits it better. Plus, they could have the stupid semi-rhyming crap.
by Oivey October 18, 2008
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Dairy Queen ~ A usually hang for Triathletes after hard rides and races. Not to be confused with the act "2 Triathletes 1 cup." If you are Dairy Queened a compensatory prostate massage is usual expected or one can choose to provide a "Snow Ball" (protein replacement) in the bath room. Before or after said triathlete has enjoyed a frosty blizzard.
" can't believe I got Dairy Queened..... I hate giving prostate massages." ... "crap maybe i'll just opt to give a snow ball."
by FSchris June 7, 2009
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