Dahmer Condom

To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.

Bro, I totally gave your mom the Dahmer Condom last night.

by Lou_Brickent IV of the Shire June 7, 2011

Dahmer Bag

Any extremely over-stuffed black garbage bag. Generally found in a home kitchen as family members sequentially avoid taking the garbage out by double-stuffing the present bag to the point it can barely be closed.

Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.

(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”

(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”

by felhazcal September 25, 2012

DHMU

A sad bitch who wants attention.

Dhmu= people text me, ask me what’s wrong, talk to meeeee. I want people to know I’m sadddd. You can easily ignore people, or turn of your phone.

“DHMU!!!😭😭”

by Youlovemetoo September 20, 2018

dhmu

some teens or preteens use it in a way of saying im in a relationship all ma hoes can stop trying to hit me up .

taken dhmu 🥵

by big mamas 😂🥵 February 19, 2019

Jeffrey Dahmer

A crazy person

"Man, that Jeffrey Dahmer sexually abused and murdered (not necessarilly in that order) 17 young men and boys. He's a crazy person."

by michaelftm2 October 30, 2008

dhmu

Don't hit me up, don't talk to me/text me
A variation from hmu (hit me up)

"Bro, plz dhmu right now, I'm in a bad mood

by oscxr January 10, 2019

Dahguy

i don't think anyone knows what dahguy really means when they use it, but its really just another way of saying tugeye (dick), but it sounds more chill and less rez.
You call someone it when they being stoopid, or when you want them to bring you a Bepsi.
Theres also different ways of spelling it: duhgay, dug, tug, duh.

"Kay not even you dahguy"
"Fok you're such a dahguy"
"Bring me a Bepsi you dahguy"

by thisneechie May 1, 2020