Dahmer

To roofie and rape.

"Man, last night i wanted to Dahmer that bitch."
"Woah, dude, too far."

by XOXOYOURWELCOMEXOXO October 16, 2011

Dahmer

Serial killer who murdered (and sometimes ate) 17 boys and young men in the 1980s and early 1990s.

Also sometimes referred to as Jeffrey Boss Hog Haaland Dahmer

Ah shit, there goes Dahmer. When they let him out?

Nah son, dats just Boss Hog Ben--he's aight, but don't let him get you alone.

by AARICKFRITTSS October 24, 2008

Dirty Dahmer

The act of wiping period blood across the upper lip of a woman post-intercourse or phalangal pleasuring of the vagina with a penis or finger(s) during her menstrual cycle.

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez.'

Friend 1: "Man, my girl didn't tell me she was on the rag, so when I pulled out and saw what was up, I gave her a nasty Dirty Dahmer!"

Friend 2: "Dude, you're disgusting."

Friend 1: "Hey, it's not my fault! If she would've told me her vagina was a crime scene this never would've happened."

by HLoVE December 27, 2009

dahmer

To eat something with voracious enthusiasm, usually after prolonged hunger.

Synonymous with "chow down."

When I get home, I'm going to Dahmer that bag of chips.

Oh, man. Someone Dahmer'd the pizza.

by MikeSnyderMan December 10, 2008

Jeffrey Dahmer

A fruity guy who was a little too horngry and got off to corpses, you know the usual. He lived in Wisconsin (fictional just like Wyoming like wtf is a Wisconsin) and got his ass beat in jail but didn't care because he was a suicidal bitch and that was his kink. Also he was kinda quirky doe 😳

Shut up before I resurrect Jeffrey Dahmer and make him eat your ass, Anthony.

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer's pp was 7 inches? Did you also know that he got his toes sucked by a toothless old guy?

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019

dahmer, to dahmer

to disect, kill, take apart, or mutilate.. derived from Jeffery Dahmer: canniblistic serial killer

"We dahmered a frog today in science class"

by Robb and Cody May 28, 2003

jeffrey dahmer

an extremely fucked up person. slayer wrote a good song about him called "213". why 213?? because that was his apartment number where he killed and fucked people.

driving compulsion morbid thoughts come to mind, sexual realease buried deep inside. complete control of a prized possession. to touch and fondle with no objection. lonely souls, an emptiness fulfilled. physical pleasure and addictive thrill. an object of perverted reality. an obsession beyond your wildest dreams. death loves final embrace. your cool tenderness, memories keep love alive, memories will never die.
------------slayer rules---------------

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005