Danish breakfast

The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.

One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.

It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.

This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.

On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.

by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020

Danish Stallion

When you but a tobacco packet in your foreskin before sex. Like a Trojan horse.

Oh damn, my pussy really hurts and I have an insatiable desire for tobacco.

He probably pulled a Danish stallion on you.

by Orctonk January 30, 2022

Bolivian Danish

An untoasted, un-sliced, whole bagel served with the cream cheese on top. It is customary to eat the danish in a spiral manner rather than from one edge to the other. Some proponents are said to stick their finger through the bagel “hole”, pushing excess cream cheese through.

I had a Bolivian danish for breakfast this morning

by Oh En Three Pea October 8, 2018

adam danish

adam means the first person ever created by god

danish means smart af

im so adam danish
nah he's not as adam danish as i thought

by apfkxndjfjdifjf November 22, 2021

dalisha

Dalisha is an awesome kind, generous, goofy and beautiful person you can't get enough of her

Dalisha is awesome.

by Audrey152 May 17, 2018

danish shower

a inside joke from one direction

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers

by anonymous November 15, 2020

Davish

Davish is just an alias for DC. No, its not the marvel comics DC you are thinking of, infact, its actually something quite strange. DC is an abbreviation for Discipline Club, of which he stands as the most prominent member, surpassing seniors and passouts himself as the greatest DC member of all time. He single handedly defeated goku, once killed two stones with one bird and many more godly accomplishments I can't even comprehend.

Brave as a lion, buzz as a bee, the greatest man is D-C(Davish).

by Bandook_Baba March 16, 2023