d bag

a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.

John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!

Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....

by xBlakzombie423x March 20, 2010

D-Bag

Short for douche-bag. Usually gets more of a rise out of people

Dude, your being a total d-bag...

by HooZen October 9, 2006

d-bagging

To remove leaves or grass clippings from lawn refuse bags. Can be done by had or with a vehicle.

"Dude, Tommy and I went d-bagging last night! It was awesome!"

by glitteracticacookie April 4, 2009

D Bag

Used to describe a pack or friend group of three or more Dylan, Dillon or Dillans.

"Oh, look a D Bag."
"I might hang out with the D Bag at lunch."
"The D Bag invited me to play some basketball."

by -Dylan- September 8, 2020

D Bag

Someone you work with who you really dont like! (only works with co-workers)

Bob is such a fucking D Bag, he fucks everything up!

by Tizzle Mizzle March 26, 2009

D-Bag

1. douche bag

2. dime bag

3. dirt bag

1. "that guy who thinks he invented the word d-bag is a d-bag."

2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."

3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."

by dave goat west phila October 10, 2006

d bag

A person who goes out in New Balance tennis shoes and is unable to to keep his feet together. Along with that you also have to send threating text messages, have a 250lb girlfried(Also has to be a Hillbilly). Symptoms of a D Bag are, big and dumb, weird goatees, Bipolar, control freak and other douche baggery actions. Man tits as well.

Jeff is such a D Bag. If you could of been anymore of a D Bag he would be sent to jail for being a d bag.

by Fat chance 72 April 5, 2009