a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.
John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!
Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!
Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
by xBlakzombie423x March 20, 2010
by HooZen October 08, 2006
by glitteracticacookie November 07, 2008
"Oh, look a D Bag."
"I might hang out with the D Bag at lunch."
"The D Bag invited me to play some basketball."
"I might hang out with the D Bag at lunch."
"The D Bag invited me to play some basketball."
by -Dylan- September 08, 2020
by Tizzle Mizzle March 27, 2009
1. "that guy who thinks he invented the word d-bag is a d-bag."
2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."
3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."
2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."
3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."
by dave goat west phila October 10, 2006
A person who goes out in New Balance tennis shoes and is unable to to keep his feet together. Along with that you also have to send threating text messages, have a 250lb girlfried(Also has to be a Hillbilly). Symptoms of a D Bag are, big and dumb, weird goatees, Bipolar, control freak and other douche baggery actions. Man tits as well.
Jeff is such a D Bag. If you could of been anymore of a D Bag he would be sent to jail for being a d bag.
by Fat chance 72 April 06, 2009