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Curtain slurping

So the other day I was giving some chick th business, I mean really curtain slurping; felt like I was sucking the roast beef out of an Arby’s sandwich.
by GabePriest October 25, 2017
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curtain climber

How many curtain climbers you got in the house?
by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003
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Curtain Wank

The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011
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curtain bottom

The term given to a skirt wearing individual with an enormous butt, when they obstruct from view or get in the way of the television.

The skirt resembles a huge curtain when suspended from the oversised butt crack causing some tv viewers to mistakenly believe they have been transported to a theatre and the interval curtain has descended.
Get out of the way curtain bottom.
Beat it curtain bottom.
Check out that massive curtain bottom.
Don't buy that, you'll look like a curtain bottom
Have you seen curtain bottom recently?
Curtain bottom at six o'clock.
by meldrewcat January 18, 2012
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Curtain Party

A party where girls lays on a table with a curtain across the middle so that the male can only see from the waist down and proceeds to have sex with her and once finished the curtain is dropped to reveal the girl. Usually completely random as the male choose based purely on what he can see if he wants to participate or not.
Usually done in front of a crowd of spectators.
I hope I don't end up with an ugly girl at the curtain party tonight.
by Kaazain February 21, 2018
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Curtain Pullback

When the labia is so meaty and dangly that those meat curtains are grasped, one in each hand, and stretched and pulled to the left and right like a set of stage curtains opening the stage for sexual play. The opening act is typically a spirited round of cunnilingus.
Rachel did the old curtain pullback for me last night so I buried my face and nose all up in there for an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
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Curtain Pulling

When a female stands over another individuals face and allows him/her to tug on her labia (Vaginal Lips)until the skin sags.
Her Curtain Pulling took me three hours to loosen her snatch lips!
by TJ Konkel May 2, 2006
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