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The Shower Curtain Swat 

This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.
No matter who's house I'm at, you will always hear me doing the shower curtain swat.
The Shower Curtain Swat by Nadia! December 27, 2017
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behind the curtain 

the secret people who really control situations; people from the shadows who are in charge.
The Bankers are the ones behind the curtain when it comes to global poverty and economic crisis.
behind the curtain by Velese March 19, 2009

tearing the curtains 

exhibiting behavior that incites shock and/or outrage in your peers; going against the grain. ORIGIN (literal): ripping or shredding of retractable cloth window covers for no apparent reason
The student was so drunk that he began tearing the curtains in the dormitory.

Picking out curtains 

A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.
Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...
Picking out curtains by The JVL November 19, 2007

iron curtain

The Iron Curtain is a term used in the West to refer to the boundary line which divided Europe into two separate areas of political influence from the end of World War II until the end of the Cold War. During this period, Eastern Europe was under the political control and/or influence of the Soviet Union, while Western Europe enjoyed political freedom (see Free World). The term comes from a long speech by Winston Churchill on March 5, 1946 in Fulton, Missouri:



The phrase had been used a year earlier, in an article on "The Year 2000" by Joseph Goebbels:
"From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent. Behind that line lie all the capitals of the ancient states of Central and Eastern Europe. Warsaw, Berlin, Prague, Vienna, Budapest, Belgrade, Bucharest and Sofia; all these famous cities and the populations around them lie in what I must call the Soviet sphere, and all are subject, in one form or another, not only to Soviet influence but to a very high and in some cases increasing measure of control from Moscow."

--Churchill


"If the German people lay down their weapons, the Soviets, according to the agreement between Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin, would occupy all of East and Southeast Europe along with the greater part of the Reich. An iron curtain would fall over this enormous territory controlled by the Soviet Union, behind which nations would be slaughtered."

---Goebbels
iron curtain by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Curtain Twank 

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.
Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.

Baggy Curtains 

When a females' labia minora is very stretched and so resembles a pair of Baggy Curtains
Female
Q.
"Did it feel good"?

Male
A. "Hell yeah, I was wearing your Baggy Curtains like hunting cap flaps they so long!"
Baggy Curtains by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009