cum curdle

Curdled cum left from an orgasm after masturbation
Rob left a cum curdle on his sock after masturbation
by deniedcorpse October 16, 2009
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curdle burger

1- when you are at a party and the only bathroom is near the keg and a girl comes out smelling of freshly laid ammonia because she can't wipe right..
2- the resulting poo that a girl or deuschebag faggot takes after taking it up the poopschute and is riddled with man juice..
3- the image of a girls twat after a fierce banging involving many acts of niggerdom that cause aforementioned twat to heat up from rigorous friction and left over donkey skeet
1- Dude, hurry up with the brew that curdle burger is kickin
2- My poonjug forgot to flush her curdleburger after I reamed her poon lagoon last night....it was in the shape of a brontasaurus, gross!
by White Mike/Toby Kinte February 09, 2005
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Snot curdling cunt

Someone who constantly sniffs and snorts instead of blowing their fucking nose, these people normally have a cold or just cunts.
I sat next to this 'snot curdling cunt' on the train today.
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Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.
I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.
by TastyChunks January 07, 2010
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Curdle My Nurdle

Sarah, Shannon, Ashley, Michaela, Grace, Katie, Caroline's favorite catch-phrase

...It means to have a nurdle that has curdled, or spoiled, like milk. A nurdle is a pen.....you can finish that, mikay/. Rats!
"She curdled my nurdle. Naked." Curdle My Nurdle
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The Act Of Curdled Milk!

This is when you are out looking for a good time and feel like getting absolutly RATASSED!

You get half a pint of milk and put it in a glass/bowl or whatever you then enter the following alcoholic drinks!

-Archers Schnapps
- Malibu
-Smirnoff Vodka
-Glens Vodka
- Barcardi
- and various others that take you'r liking that are over at least 30%

You then add Sprite and by this stage the milk should hopefully have curdled!!

You then get a spoon eat out the chuncks of curlded milk before downing the remains!

You should hopefully be fine after this but it could lead to Vomiting!
James: Milk lines the stomache, i think we should drink some before we get down to the hardcore spirits!
Kayleigh: Yeah!...Why not mix the milk with the hardcore spirits!
Emma: That would be vulga!
Kayleigh: Its something new!
Jonathan:C'mon Andrew, you scared of a bit of a challenge!
Andrew Bob: Course not.. you think thats a challenge, you should meet my uncle!!
Shane: Alright Andrew! you fucking first then!
Kayleigh: Right! What shall we add then?
Jonathan: Every possible thing we can!
Andrew: Yea Mayte you is rocking!
Jonathan: Archers?
Kayleigh: Smirnoff?
Andrew: Water?
Emma: ANDREW! Water is piss!! If you want then you can have the sprite in ther!
James: Malibu!?
Zach:Glens!?
Andrew: Ok...Bring it on boys!
Kayleigh: Aww dnt forget the milk..!
Andrew: Oh Yea! Wheres the spoon then!
Shane: You are the spoon!
Andrew: Fuck Off Twat!
Jonathan: Go on then andrew!
Andrew: Alright!
(James Makes More!- Glass for everyone)
(All Down)

Jonathan:Woow thats nasty shit!
Kayleigh:Fucking Smoking Sister!
Andrew: I cant..the suspence!
Emma: Andrew Drink IT!
James: There we go guys! we have now attempted the -
Kayleigh: The Act Of Curdled Milk!
James: Yeah Thanx
Jonathan: Bock Bock Bock Andrew! Chicken!
Andrew:Shut Up Jon!
(Everyone decks andrew before doing a granny throw to him.
by x-Kaylzz-x January 29, 2008
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curdled cum cheese

when waking up after a night of fucking and u have sum dryed up cum inbetween your foreskin
by Cheeko Marico Sanchaz October 11, 2008
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