cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntola

A "cunt" of a greater magnitude.

A very "cunty" person

"Tracy slept with her sisters man.. what a cuntola"

by DB January 13, 2005

Cuntubator

The act of shoving a fertilized chicken egg in a girls pussy then when it starts hatching you fuck her.

Dude i have your mum a cuntubator last night!
Fuck you my mums dead!

by GetStukD February 22, 2010

cuntulous-skankasaurus

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.

niffer cuntulous-skankasaurus

by yasnoozeyalose July 30, 2010

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntolatry

The worship of cunts. Kneeling before a cunt and going down on it like muslims kiss the ground with their heads.

The moron suffers from cuntolatry.

by gewgaw February 26, 2010

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003