Cuntry Buffet

An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant chain where cunts are the main course.

Muff Diver 1: I saw this incredible advertisement in the paper. The Cuntry Buffet will be serving a smorgasbord of fishy smelling cunts. All you can eat.

Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.

by Ginny P. February 13, 2012

cuntry blumpkin

Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.

In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.

by onendone January 7, 2011

Cuntry creampie

Where your sister forces a creampie

person1: My sister pulled a good ole cuntry creampie

person2: Oh willy

by Cockslayer696969696931 October 18, 2017

Cuntry skunk

Rural version of the cities "HOOD RAT"

Cuntry skunk. A cuntry skunk is a loose girl that lives in country

by Big chris041679 May 18, 2020

Cuntry road

A vagina that is narrow and often requires frequent reversing when there are multiple vehicles attempting transit.

John had to take the muddy back road as there was heavy congestion on his usual Cuntry road.

by barryballbags May 31, 2022

Cuntry manor

A vagina so big that it has its own servants, maintenance staff and livestock.

It is quite likely that the Aquaman co-star owns a Cuntry manor. It is also likely to be muddy.

by barryballbags May 29, 2022

cuntry song

Singing along with a regular song (esp. oldschool C&W) but making it into an something obscene, usually involving oral & anal sex.

Have you ever heard him sing 'Dick City' off Loretta Lynn? He makes it into one hell of a cuntry song!

by MFTim January 16, 2009