Muff Diver 1: I saw this incredible advertisement in the paper. The Cuntry Buffet will be serving a smorgasbord of fishy smelling cunts. All you can eat.
Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.
Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.
by Ginny P. January 23, 2012
A vagina that is narrow and often requires frequent reversing when there are multiple vehicles attempting transit.
by barryballbags May 31, 2022
by Big chris041679 May 18, 2020
by Cockslayer696969696931 October 18, 2017
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
by onendone January 7, 2011
by barryballbags May 30, 2022
Singing along with a regular song (esp. oldschool C&W) but making it into an something obscene, usually involving oral & anal sex.
Have you ever heard him sing 'Dick City' off Loretta Lynn? He makes it into one hell of a cuntry song!
by MFTim October 4, 2008