cuntard

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.

You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.

by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005

Cantoron

n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)

Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!

How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?

by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011

Contortionist

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

Jousin Cunior

When one of your friend's cousins has a younger brother you may refer to him as jousin cunior

Jousin Cunior is an outsanding drummer.

by ScaffogCousinLover May 17, 2023

cuntarse

When a fat woman has the large bulge stomach that joins up to her vagina, making it stick out as much as her ass.

Damn man! Check out Mary's cuntarse!

by DanFDL August 31, 2006

Cunterstrike

Slang, derogatory term for the incredibly popular Half Life modification Counter-strike, applies also to Counter-strike Source. The word refers to the incredibly large and disproportional population of general cunts in the game, including but not limited to; n00bs, haX-rz and 1337s.

Hell no, I'm sick and tired of playing Cunterstrike

by Xzamuel December 28, 2004

CUNTERELLA

Derogatory term for a woman or queen gay man, who is a dirty trashy bitch but thinks there shit doesnt stink

That cunterella needs to get off her high horse.

Jeff is a cunterella when he wears his prada shades.

She is such a cunterella.

by JACOST1976 August 1, 2007