cuntmuzzle

Similar to pussy whipped;

1. Over time sounding more and more like your girlfriend/wife

2. Never getting a word in and only doing what your girlfriend/wife wants

She's got a cuntmuzzle on him.

He only does what she wants cuz she put a cuntmuzzle on him.

by dogboy May 31, 2005

Confizzled

What your boyfriend feels like when he doesn't know what you got him for his birthday.

Boy: I am so Confizzled about what you got me for my birthday.
Girl: you are thinking of this surprise in the wrong context

by hesgettingsome December 7, 2009

Cunticles

When a women thinks she has bigger balls than a man she has cunticles.

She has no problem putting him in his place. She has hugh cunticles

by edzackery August 9, 2010

confizzled

confussing or misunderstood

i was really confizzled

by ham514 May 13, 2010

CUNTILEVER

NOUN - "Danish," CUN-T-EEE-LEE-FIR,

1.
-a very tall and long-armed female behemoth.

2.

-a girl with an insignificant wound or injury who milks it to the max.

Jill made me carry around her fucking bookbag all day because she had an ear infection, what a cuntilever.

by Charles Richard November 10, 2010

conjizzled

When you are so confused and jizz in your pants.

Did you know that dinosaurs use to roam the earth and ate TJ's?

"What? What are you talking about? I'm conjizzled!

by Sweetweet May 11, 2014

cunfuzzled

when you're so confused you have to make up a word just to state how confused you really are.

guy: this question makes no sense!
girl: I know! I'm so cunfuzzled!
guy: w h a t?

by upsetti spaghetti July 9, 2017