by IRHTTC May 5, 2017
much like a cunt muffin but even worse. sourdough muffins would be very gross, especially if it was in a sweet muffin form.
"Damn that bitch is such a sourdough cunt muffin,for sexting my friend"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"
by National Socialist Party May 17, 2009
Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014
A group of drunk girls, with an obsession for muffins. Blewburry, Churrie,Watamullen, Cranburry, BANANA
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by Blewburry November 17, 2007
person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...
person three "haha you got owned"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...
person three "haha you got owned"
by grindfuck© August 6, 2007
domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry
by john and the showerettes June 21, 2006