Someone who is an asshole when they are your friend at the same time.

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.

A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.

For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.