cuntsticks

I thought it was an old witches implement for the application of entheogenic pastes to the semi-permeable membranes inside the cunt.

'ere Gytha get some of this henbane on ya cuntstick and we can go trippin'

by M March 25, 2004

Cuntastic

Having the ability to be a cunt and fantastic at the same damn time.

Her irreverent humor was cuntastic.

by Miss Never Incorrect June 28, 2015

Cuntstipated

When a woman does not get her period on time

"Hey, Martha I got my period, and we are best friends. Did you get yours?"

"No, not yet, Shirley. I've been feeling cuntstipated. "

by _cunning_linguist_ June 2, 2018

Cuntstipated

When a bitch is so stuck in her ways and won't listen.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.

Marissa: Wow, did you notice how bitchy Sheila has been recently?
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.

by Dr. Defined April 8, 2019

cuntastical

fantastic, stupendous

that slut is cuntastical.

by Joeyripps December 15, 2003

cunasdic

Combination of the words cunt, ass, and dick. Used to describe the smell of those combined during sexual intercourse.

Wow, it really smells like cunasdic in here!

by Mark_kram February 24, 2008

cuntstipation

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).

Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."

by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011