cum'pster

1) a contraction for 'cum dumpster'
2) a person willing to be used as a sex object
3) a whore, tramp, floozy, slut, bimbo, etc.

Knowing that Gerald was drunk and amywinehoused, that cum'pster, Barbara, seduced him into sleeping with her.

by Mr. Yamagatorisake October 15, 2007

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

Cumstered

Being used as a cum dumpster

OMG, Sally, I was cumstered at the frat party last night by like everyone.

by Purple_Nurpl July 17, 2015

Cumster

Cum Dumster: being a cheap, and dirty cum waste receptacle. Where no one pulls out.

That whole group of friends are nothing but a bunch of ratchet ass CUMSTERS.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015