cumposter

A character from the game ''Among us'' that has been cummed on at least 3 times over the span of 7 days without being washed.

The cumposter was acting suspicious whilst cum was dripping of his face.

by gräddkrämarn November 21, 2022

cumputer

a computer that fckg cums every time you touch it

awn man my cumputer just cummed

by invisablez November 3, 2019

Cumpster

A mouth that never closes, or is characterized by the nonsense that spews from it...a mouth deserving a huge, sticky load.

Shut your cumpster, you fuckwit.

by Lollocaust December 3, 2007

cumputer

An alternative way of saying 'computer'

'Give me ma cumputer, please'

by TheFifthHour February 22, 2017

cumpster

shortened version of cum dumpster. too lazy to caLL IT that

that chix a cumpster

by drikk May 8, 2009

Mack Cumpooter

You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.

This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.

by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007

Cumpster

Cum dumpster

You hear about Brandonie m sucking those 3 guys off last Friday,hes such a cumpster!

by Daddy dre May 25, 2018