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Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
by Urban humor May 25, 2016
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Cumercial

When a male/female masturbates during comercial breaks.
Tom didnt want to miss his favourite show so he decided to pull a cumercial. He pulled his dick until a slight orgasm occured. He then cummed on the TV Barbra Walters face in the screen.
by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009
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camorah

a really pretty and kind hearted girl who cares a lot about the people she loves she likes tall boys that play basketball and lives eating and sleeping. more people just realize the personality of a camorah cause she's a unique and hard to find.
the luckiest man is one with a Camorah
the most kind hearted person is a Camorah
by everything 1k March 13, 2017
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cumbrush

a toothbrush used to clean dirty mouths that are filled will cum. Primarily used after a sorority girl takes a cum shot in her mouth after oral or vaginal sex.
Caroline, go use your cumbrush! Your breath stinks.
by kingmingtingfingdingdong April 22, 2011
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Cumbrero

When a girl has cum in her hair, she is said to be wearing a Cumbrero (pronounced like sombrero)
::While at a party:::

Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-

"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"
by StreetBikeTakeover August 6, 2009
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cumbreath

A person who sucks (ding ding) and gets ejaculate in there gob/mouth. If you kiss someone with "cumbreath" and havn't recently recieved a heady from them, BE WORRIED!
That chick at the bar i was just talking to had "cumbreath" i think i will go back and buy her a drink!
by Crozo January 22, 2006
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Camora

She is beautiful , mean most of the time , goofy , and she puts people in they place . If you ever date a camora you won't regret it . They are loyal and lowkey freaky but it isn't obvious . If you're friends with a camora they will make you laugh till you pee your pants !! Camora's are the best !
that's camora , she's so cute & funny .
by DmvPrincess November 12, 2019
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