what comes after 69

Mouthwash

Teacher-What Comes after 69
Student- Moutwash
Teacher- get the fuck out of my class

by SLICE_KillSTRM September 15, 2017

Cumercial

When a male/female masturbates during comercial breaks.

Tom didnt want to miss his favourite show so he decided to pull a cumercial. He pulled his dick until a slight orgasm occured. He then cummed on the TV Barbra Walters face in the screen.

by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009

Ham Cubes

Nipples, just nipples.

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.

by Lizeah March 30, 2011

Cuesta College

A Community College in and around San Luis Obispo, California. Cuesta is affectionately (or not so affectionately) referred to as Harvard by the Highway, Princeton by the Prison, Yale by the Jail, UCC, UC Cuesta, and UCQ. It's a good school, that (from what I've heard) has a good nursing program. Students who choose to save their parents (or themselves) thousands of dollars per year get unnecessary flak from jealous kids whose parents forked over large sums of cash to send them straight to four year schools. Cuesta College has some excellent professors and a few mediocre ones. Contrary to beliefs held by some, it is possible to get out of Cuesta in two years, and many of the students are quite ambitious and/or didn't slack off in high school. Cougar pride!!!

I got good grades and took AP classes in high school, and I'm going to Cuesta College because I don't want to make my parents broke.

AND I'm laughing in your face because I'm taking the same general ed classes as you, but for a fraction of the price.

(From 2 actual conversations)
"Yeah I'm going to college; I go to Cuesta!"
"Yeah, but you're only going to junior college."

"Are you going to Cuesta? That's cool, you're taking the easy way."

by cuestastudentandproudofit October 12, 2011

Energon cubes

Food; see "grub" or "grubulon". Derived from the old Transformers cartoon, what the Transformers used to eat.

Brandon "I haven't eaten all day, I need some energon cubes."

by Neo June 15, 2003

te la comes

a short way to say you suck dick in spanish

My Friend: Heyy DuUuUudE whast up?!
Me:Te la comes, dude you gotta let me sleep

by ImMaATriggerhappy April 1, 2010

Cubestress

The woman with whom you spend an inordinate amount of time in your cubicle discussing non-work related things and generally enjoying each other's company.

Have you noticed how quiet Joe's cube has been since his cubestress has stopped visiting?

by Doc McLovin February 22, 2008