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cum catcher

It is a legend that lives around Hickleberry Drive. It is believed to be Jack's sister. Researchers have still not come to the conclusion but are almost curtain that it is in fact her.
Have you heard of the Cum Catcher? No? Well, it's a long story.....
by Coolnotinsanealltimelow June 14, 2021
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Cum Catcher

An object or orifice (often times a mouth) used to receive seminal fluid.

Pronunciation - cum cat-cha (Boston accent)

Originated in Cambridge, Massachusetts in the late 90's, early 2000's.
Josh - "Yo stevie, i might fuck around and steal your girl if you keep playing with me."
Stevie - "Kid, shut your cum catcher before I shut it for you."
by Birdman781 June 23, 2024
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Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023
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Cum Catcher

A beard or goatee on the face of a man to make sure he gets every drop of seamen after performing fellatio.
Will was very careful to slurp every drop of white sticky and salty tasting high fructose porn syrup from his grey-haired cum catcher goatee after his deepthroat of Chris's hard spigot.
by Sunnync March 31, 2022
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Cum catcher

(Adjective): a scarf used in 70’s porn or by sluts to wipe their mouth from excess cum after a blowjob.
Bitch use that cum catcher to clean that mess!
by Slutty scarf March 17, 2018
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Cum Catcher

You Dicksucking So hard So when that person cums the person You were dicksucking you catch there cum.
Damn Why Lano dick sucking So Hard he bouta catch The Cum today he such a fucking cum Catcher
by Mexican 99 October 17, 2017
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