Noun. To creepily stalk and or/follow possessively. In a romantic relationship, to try and prevent the significant other from having outside friendships or other meaningful interactions. Derived from last name of well-known vampirehero with possessive tendencies.
Girl 1: So then he slashed my tires after I talked to Jake at your party.
Girl 2: He's totally cullening you - get out while you can.
to be a short, bald obnoxious little irish guy who acts like one of the jewish chicks from that weird hipster hbo show "girls"! a guy who films himself banging fat chicks and you dont know it's him to you see his little red irish hand enter the video!
That dude is such a cullen! I mean how fucking small are his hands? What does that say about his shoe size? we should call the dudes at Belgian loafers to find out.
Cullens are always so fucking Handsome and so smart. They always have dicks above 9 inches. They are amazing in bed there favorite position is girl on top(so they don’t have to do any work). They are amazing at making out but don’t use tongue. Your a dumbass if u leave a Cullen for a Timmy(2.5 inch dick).
Girl-“omg Cullen is so hot”
Sydney-“yeah I dumped him for Timmy”
Girl-“ur a dumbass”