chilena

In soccer this is AKA as a bicycle kick. It is when a player throws himself or herself in the air with his or her back parrallel to the ground in aim to volley a high ball (with the foot obviously). The term chilena is used mainly amongst the hispanic community and is derived from the fact that a chilean soccer player first executed this.

Man, did you see that awesome chilena Hugo Sanchez scored with when he played for Real Madrid!?

by Co Co October 14, 2006

Edward Cullen

A sorry excuse for a vampire. Instead of doing something incredibly awesome like exploding in the sun, he instead ruins the opportunity and glitters like a disney fairy. If blade were nearby, he would decapitate edward without even a second thought. Edward is pale to the point that most people would assume that he has skin cancer. He is the reason that global warming should be allowed to continue.

Becka: I Loooove Edward Cullen

Sam: Shut up ho

by nx7oee March 25, 2009

Cuileán

Cuileán, is an old irish name meaning “whelp/cub.” Cuileáns are super funny and will make you love whether you want to or not. They may seem crazy when you first meet one but really it’s just because they love life and love living to the fullest. People sometimes forget just how blessed they are to even meet Cuileán. Cause if you do, prepare for the amazing adventures, random conversations, and the best car rides ever with this absolutely crazy wonderful person

“Why’d Cuileán have to move to utah”

by grocerystorebuggie August 10, 2019

Edward Cullen

A 118 year old vampire pedophile who is in love with an 18 year old girl, Bella Swan. His main hobby is watching Bella sleep. While most people would think this is creepy, it is now socially acceptable, because Edward is so darn gorgeous that whatever he does is amazing. Edward also enjoys eating mountain lions, smashing things to show how strong he is, and saving Bella from getting killed. Edward Cullen had set the standards so high for men to follow, that women will even compare their boyfriends to him. Some even say, "Why aren't you more like Edward?" Edward is what girls fantasize about, and what boys throw their darts at.

Girl: I cannot believe you! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love! If Edward Cullen was my boyfriend, he would marry me! You need to be more like him!

by craziness15 February 7, 2010

Cullen

Born To Fuck

Person 1: How was it last night
Girl: He didn’t tell me his name but he’s definitely a CULLEN

by TDAWG4 November 30, 2020

Edward Cullen

Basically a lifeless vampire that brain washes 13 year old girls into thinking hes real. And he sparkles, but only in the sunlight.

Edward: I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.

Jacob: bark bark.

by Rickiyson December 22, 2008

cullenism

A new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).

Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a Mormon homemaker.

Girl 1: What religion do you believe in?
Girl 2: I'M A BELIEVE IN CULLENISM OMGTWILIGHTISSOGREATEDWARDISSOHOTDHIDHSfjhahfw
Girl 1: God, that is retarded.
Girl 2: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

by R.Pattz December 22, 2008