Arachnoid Undead unit that can be effective against most Night Elf players since all they do is make Chimaeras and weak ranged units. When one masses Crypt Fiends in Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne online team games, they are often depended on to kill enemy air units because 'Fiends can cast Web on them.

After a couple of Creature upgrades, the 'Fiends become the best anti-air units in the game because their Piercing attacks are highly potent against most flying units. Give them a Death Knight with Unholy Aura and they are perfectly fit for shooting down everything. They suck against building structures, though.

Even if you have a 56k Internet connection, you have no excuse for not owning this online game. Just make sure no background programs are running and delete spyware using Ad-aware because lagging can be a real pain in the ass.
Noob-idiot (to All): OMG fucking spiders everywhere!
BSer-man (to Allies): I can't believe you guys still won after I bsed you.
Serpent (to Allies): you suck at bsing
Serpent (to All): crypt fiends > chims. hope you learned your lesson. gg k? thnx

Noob-idiot has left the game
by Erik "Serpent" Tilton December 10, 2004
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the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.
"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."
by MintyLeila June 18, 2005
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The act of inhaling human ashes through the anus.
After her ex-boyfriends funeral she broke into his parents house for some crypt keeping.
by MechaG May 9, 2019
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When one holds in their farts all day until finally releasing the ancient stench from the depths of oblivion in one sudden gust.
Susan had to buy a new mask after she followed me out of work and got crop dusted in my crypt breaker.
by PeepyCreople January 22, 2022
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Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.
That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.
by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013
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A person who dates or is in a relationship with someone significantly younger than he/she/they are.
Wow, that Jordan. What a crypt robber. That old guy must be twice her age.
by Pelican Man July 10, 2016
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