Poo Crustation

the poo that hangs on to your bum while going poo.

Last night while I was going poo I had a poo crustation stick to my bum

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005

Crustacious

The quality or state of being crusty.

Guy 1: bro why don't you go out with Bertha?

Guy 2: Hell no bro she's so crustacious!

Guy 1: haha yea

by Punkrocker420 September 28, 2014

crustache

A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.

"Hollis! You are not going to church wearing a crustache!"

by "Sweet" Chubby July 7, 2006

Crustache

A term invented by Bobby Veto to describe the dried remnants left in a mustache after you've performed oral sex on a woman. A crusty mustache.

I had to put Saran wrap on my upper-lip before I took a shower so it wouldn't ruin my crustache.

by Porgy McDuffin July 25, 2007

crustache

See also: six-stringer (which is also related to comb overs)

those inbred white trash kids who were harassing that fey guy were both sporting crustaches - go figure

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

crustache

The hair growing on the face of a woman that stands out, giving her a manly appearance.

That bitch needs to shave, she's got a crustache.

by peckahead October 19, 2003

crustation

When someone looks extremely disgusting

oh Em gee Susan look Debra she is SUCH a crustation

by yodawggpasstheSaLt January 16, 2017