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Shrimp-counter

One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.

A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."

Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009
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chicken counter

someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.

a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."

Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
by the j-dot November 18, 2011
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REVENGE COUNTER

Revenge counter is a magical ablitiy from the anime series 7 deadly sins used by the charcter Meliodas, Revenge counter is when you must disable your other magical abilties to take damage from your enemies, you store all their magical abblities and when the time is right you unleash all their attacks at the same time but double or even triple or even 30 times more powerful,
RISING TORNADO, RUSH ROCK, CRUEL SUN,.......REVENGE COUNTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!
by Undercoveragent11 August 26, 2019
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counter starfish

When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.
Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"

Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."
by lemonkoala November 3, 2013
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Counter Ratio

When you reply to someone's reply on your tweet and ratio them. This only works when they say something like "ratio" "ratioed/ratio'd" or "catch this ratio" in their inital reply.
Person 1: *tweets*
Person 2: "ratio"
Person 3: "how bout you catch this Counter Ratio" *gets more likes*
by xXAssBeater420xX November 6, 2020
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counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.
Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!
by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010
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Counter-Nudes

When a person has sent or is threatening to send nudes of you so you have to send counter nudes to either stop them by blackmailing or just putting it out their to get revenge on the person for sending your nudes
Person A: Dude this chick is threatening to send my nudes. what should I do?
Person B: Dude you should send counter-nudes to get revenge on them for sending your nudes
by Keithiopia May 16, 2016
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