Crunky

Meaning the state of something is way bad + funky (funky as in the smell of a cheese you find in your fridge that's expired by 8 days)

Person 1: Kinda tempted to take these bandaids off my bloody, sliced-up fingers.
Person 2: Dude, don't, your fingers are fuckin' crunky.

by The Doctor Sex. March 12, 2021

Crunky

When something is hard but soft at the same time

U are so crunky

by Molly._._ April 13, 2020

Crunky

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Crunky

Like the houses in Albania. Used as an insult

The houses in Albania are so crunky compared to the houses in the usa

by Crunkyisaword February 24, 2022

Crunky

When your bones are aching and crunchy

I slept awkward last night and my bones are crunky

by MrsDLT August 13, 2020

crunky

poor execution of performance, being a mixture of crunchy , crooked, and clumsy.

That girl has some crunky tumbling.

by Master of the DIC! July 24, 2022

crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010