Crunky

When something is hard but soft at the same time

U are so crunky

by Molly._._ April 13, 2020

Crunky

When your bones are aching and crunchy

I slept awkward last night and my bones are crunky

by MrsDLT August 13, 2020

Crunky

A very annoying person that is younger and less dominant than you.

Go away you little crunky

by Harvey McDonaldo January 10, 2024

crunky

weird as hell; strange

“paige’s dog ate her underwear and socks omg he’s so crunky”

by hot&sticky4urmom January 9, 2022

crunky

weird, funky, musty, odd

Your mom is crunky because she looks like a bald headed hoe.

by paigeiscrunky January 9, 2022

Crunky

Something/someone is cringy, stupid, ugly, or weird. It’s used as an insult. I usually use this more towards people, tho it does get used for an object, place or thing.

Friend: “Dudes name” started dming me today, should I date him? He’s kind of cute.

Me: uhhhh no. He’s fucking crunky.

by nolongersus May 14, 2022

Crunkie

A crunkie is a person obsessed with CROCS such as decorating them with pins and giblets.

Man Andrea, you have an unhealthy amount of giblets on those crocs! You're such a crunkie

croc/junkie

by Pukadog December 26, 2021