Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

crumblin

tumblr crushing

im crumblin this chick hardcore man, all she does is reblog spidermemes

by h_t June 8, 2011

Crumlin

To stay in your bed after a heavy night of drinking.

"Hey Ian, What did you do today?

"I ate cheetos in my bed all day"

"Damn son, You're fuckin Crumlin

by Crumlin Cock. December 12, 2009

Crumping NOLO

A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.

Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!

by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 12, 2013

crumping

Great style of dancing, preformed be a select few, preferably to rap or techno beats.

Whenever Alex and squirrel turn on some techno or rap beats, kitty kat is always crumping around, while wearing her crumping shoes.

by kitty kat :3 December 24, 2009

Crumping

Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.

I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.

by rumpcrump3000 March 15, 2011

Crumping

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.

Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.

by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009