crumble

When having sex for the first time in a while (usually because you are a loser) and the debris in your pubes "crumble" and fall off/out of your pubes. Debris such as dandruff, dust, mold, dirst, and in some cases dried cum from uncontrolled masturbation events.

Girl 1: So i heard you had sex last night
Girl 2: Yeah but it was obviously the guys first time in a while
Girl1: Why, did he crumble?
Girl 2: He crumbled the whole time!

by Nick_the_Cow July 13, 2009

crumbles

(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune June 15, 2006

crumblies

The remnants of a shit not completely flushed... often left by a roommate. Often occurs after late night binge drinking

give me a fucking courtesy flush so i dont have to shit and have your crumblies splash up on my O ring

by ,mb,mbn May 13, 2005

crimble crumble

A commonly used noun from Friday night dinner. References crumble especially apple crumble

Crimble crumble tonight? Yes Johnny, crimble crumble!!

by hEllogirlsandboyzzzzzzzzzz November 20, 2018

crumble pussy

An insult used to define someones dry, crumbly vagina.

Cammie is such a crumble pussy, I can't believe Sam likes her.

by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016

Crumble Belly

The state of a queasy stomach, usually associated with too much and/or bad food.

I would love to go out to the movies with you tonight, unfortunately the burrito I just ate has given me a case of the crumble belly.

by Sean Kerr August 28, 2007

them crumblies

When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.

*crunch crunch crunch* ... them crumblies

by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010