croutons

French for "we dry bread and cut it up into little pieces that people like to put in salad"

Nous croutons le pain tous le jours.

by NiCocaCola November 24, 2010

Crouton

A term for the clitoris.

Adam never forgot the site of her enlarged crouton.

by Emigma January 9, 2011

Crouton

Crouton - noun - used to designate a person who likes to get his dick (aka crouton) wet and delicious through acts of felatio or handjobs.

So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.

Graupe: "What did you do last night?"

Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."

Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."

by Lichstein February 12, 2006

Crouton

1. Small morsel which can be added to liquid foods such as soup, giving it that "vomity" feeling.

2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

1. "Dude, who put these croutons in my Pot Noodle." "Oh, that's just vomit."

2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"

3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."

by Plant February 9, 2004

Crouton

A way to define a retarded person

Ava, you are a blockheaded crouton.

by KingAssassainPro February 20, 2019

Crouton

A crouton is a vile and agressive action. Meant as an insult or challenge, an attacker removes of of his victims incisors, seasons it, and replaces it in the mouth of his victim. This will usually frustrate the victim to a high degree.

While travelling to Florida, Dave met a punk on the airplane and was forced to crouton the poor guy.

by Bacon Steve September 22, 2006

Crouton

A person who endeavours to trade sexual activity in exchange for low quality takeaway food

"Oh look, he's taking her out for maccas again, she's such a crouton"

by DelicousGem June 9, 2015