Crouton 

A slang word for one’s teeth

“Wow you got some jacked up croutons.”

Crouton by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019

crouton 

1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.

"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."

crouton by V. Anselmo March 9, 2007

Crouton 

Terrible dressing. A tragically desperate attempt to be hip. Very common in high temperature climates among males 40-50 years old. The act of being mad stale, getting worse.

Sheila: Honey, let's go! We have reservations at RA in twenty mintues.

Barry: Hold it...I'm almost done. Balding frohawk....check.
Medium Ed Hardy....check. Gleaming forehead....present. Crouton status complete. Let's do this!

Crouton by TT Pain September 8, 2010

crouton 

A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.

"That dirty ho was dangling some rancid croutons"

crouton by assmonkey June 6, 2003

crouton 

short for Mouton

I like to refer to mouton as Crouton

crouton by Paul Puckett January 21, 2004

crouton 

a man hat smiles all the time even when eating!!!

crouton ur civic is slow!

crouton by johnboy May 10, 2003

crouton 

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

crouton by Rich February 4, 2004