Crotchnasty

The act having a brisk fuck under pressure, usually before a deadline or before company arrives.

Went crotchnasty with the wife before her cousin's son's bosse's old roommate from Berkley came for dinner.

by Moose_Balls7 December 31, 2021

Crotchal Region

The crotchal region includes anything between the love trail and the taint. Can also include the exit only area (applies to guys only...except when in jail) but this only applies when the size of the foot impacting this area is over 12".

It's science.

Go ahead and try to kick me in my crotchal region and see what happens nucka.

by oldcarsbreakdown February 28, 2009

Crotching

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!

by Motherhen33 June 19, 2010

crotchal

entire area of groin

I like her crotchal area

by Tom, the PM November 18, 2010

Crotchal

the area where your huevos are located (in the male) or where the vajayjay is (in the female)
its described as the general area of those parts.

"I'm going to kick you in the huevos, located in your crotchal region."

by Jo Bo January 6, 2006

Crotching

A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public

"Hey bro, what you been up to?"

"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"

by Crotchington December 9, 2008

Crotchal Region

In or around the area of the crotch.

Man: "Please do not flick my crotchal region. It is fragile."

by Pleasedonotflickmycrotch June 25, 2012