The Nike Crikey

The process of cumming, shitting, pissing and bleeding into a brand new pair of nikes. Then walking down the street in said nikes and looking smug as the public looks at you in disgust for the stench and sound of your now disgusting nikes.

Morgz: OH MY GOD GUYS, TODAY WE ARE ATTEMPTING THE NIKE CRIKEY CHALLENGE BECAUSE I WANT CLOUT!

Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!

Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*

by UwU-PussyLord April 26, 2020

Crikey

An expression of surprise, current amongst English schoolboys at least as early as the 1930s.

Crikey, I nearly hit him!

by Keith Gore June 7, 2003

Crikey

Polite Australian abbreviation for "jesus, seriously, you gotta be fucking SHITTING me."

Crikey, look at the size of her tits!

by Nerje June 5, 2003

crikey my likey

Something happened but you can’t say that you don’t like it

Tim: hey ur so pretty I would bang
Lemmy: aha crikey my likey

by Hellodarknessmyoldfriend69 October 15, 2017

Crikey Cameron

Another Term For The Stale Meme "DAMN DANIEL" that originated from an I Hate Everything video

Nathan : Do you the durr plant meme that came from IHE's Crikey Cameron Video
George : Yes

by Some Random Worthless Cunt July 24, 2018

Crikey Me Mcpipen

The saying of a true legend, in the act of being surprised and impressed.

Person A, 'Look at those melves'
Person B, 'Crikey Me Mcpipen

by Thomay March 4, 2019

Crikey

Australian slang used normally when someones amazed or astonished at something.

''Crikey! That's a big crocodile.''

by Joeldadon December 8, 2016